What they do write is this--to take a passage:
"Poor Mrs. Bald (that was her name) thought she would never get to the
wood where her aunt lived, she got down and pulled the donky on by the
bridal . . . Alas! her troubles were not over yet, the donky would not go
where she wanted it, instead of turning down Rose Lane it went down
another, which although Mrs. Bald did not know it led to a very deep and
dangerous pond. The donky ran into the pond and Mrs. Bald was dround."
To give a prosperous look to the magazine containing the serial story
just quoted, a few pages of mixed advertisements are laboriously written
out: "The Imatation of Christ is the best book in all the world." "Read
Thompson's poetry and you are in a world of delight." "Barrat's ginger
beer is the only ginger beer to drink." "The place for a ice." Under
the indefinite heading "A Article," readers are told "that they are
liable to read the paper for nothing."
A still younger hand contributes a short story in which the hero returns
to his home after a report of his death had been believed by his wife and
family. The last sentence is worth quoting: "We will now," says the
author, "leave Mrs. White and her two children to enjoy the sudden
appearance of Mr. White."
Here is an editorial announcement: "Ladies and gentlemen, every week at
the end of the paper there will be a little article on the habits of the
paper.
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