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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, May 2, 1917"

The rest of
us sat about in his quarters awaiting our turns at a hot-water supply that
would certainly cease to have anything warming or expansive about it by the
time it reached the junior Second Lieutenant.
"The question is," said that dejected officer, fixing the Adjutant with a
watchful eye--"the question is, what are you going to regard as special
circumstances?"
"You state your circumstances to me officially to-morrow," said the
Adjutant cheerfully, "and I'll tell you quickly enough whether they're
special or not,"
"I suppose," suggested the Stunt Pilot, "that a wedding would be a pretty
special sort of circumstance, wouldn't it?"
"That depends," replied the Adjutant. "Are you thinking of getting married
yourself?"
The Stunt Pilot said that he hadn't been, but if there was any leave going
with it he might think of it.
"One's simply got to get leave _somehow_," he complained. "What about a
breach of promise case? Suppose I manage to get mixed up in a breach of
promise case, wouldn't that do?"
"That's no good," commented the Junior Officer gloomily. "You'd have to get
leave for something else first before you could manage it.


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