Most of the snap was taken out of the performance by the
fact that none of them delivered _The Daily Mail_.
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A fine specimen of the rare white female dolphin, a very infrequent
visitor to our shores, has been killed off Yarmouth. We'll learn white
female dolphins to visit us!
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The National Historical Society have cabled to Mr. WILSON that they
are supporting Italy's claim to Fiume. It is only fair to point out
that Mr. Smith of Norwood has not yet reached a decision on the point.
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A Sinn Fein M.P. has been recaptured at Finglas, co. Dublin. It would
be interesting to know why.
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The Board of Agriculture are of the opinion that rabies might be
spread by rats. In view of this there is some talk of calling upon
householders to muzzle their rats.
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According to a Sunday paper a husband recently stated that a former
lodger ran away with his wife. She was a German, and nobody can
understand why they ran.
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An anarchist arrested in Holland with a bomb in his possession
explained that it was for the ex-Kaiser.
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