SEARCH
0-9 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Prev | Current Page 251 | Next

Ford, Sewell, 1868-1946

"Wilt Thou Torchy"

Dudley. "You must feel like successful bank
robbers."
"Wonderful!" says Professor Barr, breathin' excited through his
whiskers. "Why, some of these doubloons must have been coined during
the reign of--"
"Cornelia," breaks in Mrs. Mumford, "will you look at that old brooch.
It's exquisite!"
"Then it is yours as a souvenir of the trip," says Auntie--just like
that.
Next, Dudley and the Professor was asked to pick out a trinket. After
which Mr. Ellins suggests that they divide the loot into five equal
piles, and that we draw numbers to see who get which. Rupert wasn't
strong for this free and casual way of splittin' the gate receipts, but
he gives in. And when we each has our heap in front of us, with the
sand scraped into the middle of the cloth, Old Hickory has the glasses
filled once more, and starts up that pirate song of his:

"Fifteen men on a dead man's chest--
Yo-ho-ho! and a bottle of rum."

Right in the middle of the festivities, too, I takes my runnin' jump.
Pickin' out a quaint old ring from my collection, I slips around beside
Auntie and snuggles up confidential.
"Well, Torchy," says she, "what is it?"
"It's a big favor," says I. "See this? I want you to let me ask Vee
to wear this for--for keeps.


Pages:
239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263