SEARCH
0-9 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Prev | Current Page 98 | Next

Ford, Sewell, 1868-1946

"Wilt Thou Torchy"

Waldo.
"Mr. Pettigrew?" says I, smilin' friendly and winnin'.
"Not at all," says he, a bit pettish.
"Oh, yes," says I, turnin' to the broken-nosed one with the wavy black
pompadour effect. "Of course."
He's some younger than the other, in the late twenties, I should judge,
and has sort of a stern, haughty stare.
"Why of course?" he demands.
"Eh?" says I. "Why--er--well, you've got my note, ain't you, there in
your hand?"
"Ah!" says he. "Rather a clever deduction; eh, Tidman?"
"I shouldn't say so," croaks the other. "Quite obvious, in fact. If
it wasn't me it must be you."
"Oh, but you're such a deucedly keen chap," protests Waldo. Then he
swings back to me. "From my attorneys?"
"Just came from there," says I.
"Odd," says he. "I don't remember having seen you before."
"That's right," says I. "You see, Mr. Pettigrew, I'm really
representin' the Corrugated Trust and--"
"Don't know it at all," breaks in Waldo.
"That's why I'm here," says I. "Now, here's our proposition."
And say, before he can get his breath or duck under the table, I've
spread out the blue-prints and am shootin' the prospectus stuff into
him at the rate of two hundred words to the minute.
Yes, I must admit I was feedin' him a classy spiel, and I was just
throwin' the gears into high-high for a straightaway spurt when all of
a sudden I gets the hunch I ain't makin' half the hit I hoped I was.


Pages:
86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110