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"A personal experience in a large office not 1,000 miles
from where the bombs fell. Not a sign of panic; hardly even
of alarm."--_The Globe_.
We have heard of places not even 10 miles away where equal intrepidity
was displayed.
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"UNIVERSITY OF BRISTOL CONTINGENT O.T.C.
Recruiting--Suitable candidates for admission should be under
the age of 7 years and 6 months, except in the case of former
members of a junior contingent."--_Bristol Evening News_.
The result of Baby Week at Bristol.
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General VON BLUME says America's intervention is no more than "a
straw." But which straw? The last?
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[Illustration: THE DEMOCRATIC TURN.
LITTLE WILLIE. "THIS MAY BE FUN FOR FATHER, BUT IT WON'T SUIT ME."]
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[Illustration: _Proud Producer_. "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT FOR A NEW
POTATO?"
_Friend_. "IT'S NOT A NEW POTATO. YOU'VE SHOWN IT TO ME THREE TIMES
ALREADY."]
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PHILIP.
Philip is the morose but rather dressy foreigner who resides in a
cage on the verandah. Miss Ropes, who owns him and ought to know,
says he is a Grey Cardinal, but neither his voracious appetite for
caterpillars nor his gruesome manner of assimilating them are in the
least dignified or ecclesiastical.
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